only one!!!!

selling more stuff

2009-01-05T06:54:00.000-08:00

pics will be emailed upon request

deshi aggressive skates.
dk4 with brand new liners and sole-plate
selling cause bought wrong size. see to believe.
condition 9/10
selling boot only at $200(brandnew)

digilife camcorder
selling at dirt cheap at $80

selling xbox games at 30 each
project gotham racing 3
street home court nba
gears of wars 1
timeshift
command and conquier tiberium wars
ghost recon advanced warfighter
n3 ninety-nine nights
armoured core 4 jap version
perfect dard zero
lost planet(limited edition) for 50 bucks

xbox console(perfect condition)
selling at 400 with 2 controllers

take all the 10 games and the xbox with 2 controllers
at $600 lowered to $550. good deal.

call or email me for enquiry
92209477
leonardchua_26@hotmail.com

selling some stuff...(only GUYS)

2008-12-31T12:20:00.000-08:00

D & G
long sleeve polo shirt. $50 orignal $200+
m size. suitable for shoulders 40 and below.

D & G
long sleeve t shirt $30 oringal $120+
m size. suitable for shoulders 40 and below.

disel
long sleeve t shirt $30 oringal $80+
m size. suitable for shoulders 40 and below.

A & F(abercombie and fitch)
beach shorts $40 oringal $80
m size. Waist 34 too long tat why selling. only wore once(for trying)
given to me.

buy all for 100 bucks
prices can be nego.

pics would be send to u.
email to me.
leonardchua_26@hotmail.com
92209477
better to email me.
thanks

selling cause too many shirts

hates. On the World Wide Web

2008-10-01T11:11:00.000-07:00

Ok. I am back blogging after a long time because I have experienced very very disgusting and disturbing things on the internet.

Things that should be banned! and the person of the blog or webpage or video should get thrown into prison for public indecency. Seriously! There are about 5 things on the internet that shouldnt be there. for heavens sake seriously.

1. Act Cute Blogs
SERIOUSLY! WAD IS UP WITH TAT! Pls if your ugly ur ugly if your fugy ur fugy and if you arent born cute, then just stop trying do not take pictures of yourself and go photoshop them for the public's sake ok. How if this guy/girl comes to your blog and says. Hmm this girl/guy is pretty hot. But its like a freaking photoshop picture of yourself. And dont give yourself names like, "LIL BLAH or XIAO BLAH than later say. "I am so cute. my name is lil/xiao blah. be my jiejie/korkor pwease?" WHY DO PPL DO TAT!? SERIOUSLY? And than later u get comments like "Hi there i would like to meet you heres my email add=lala@iamsopretty.com" than you would like have a self esteem boost of some kind.
You would like proberly go "WHOO GIRLS LIKE ME" but face it. UR WRONG! Why cant u just put up a actual photo of yourself? WHy? izit because your ugly? well we all have ugly photos so you want to like be friends and have a ugly photo club together? NO I DONT THINK SO!

2. Cam Whoring
GIRLS
Ok. Girls you're not counted only for the really damm jia liat ones. first i think i should rant about about the girls. OK. girls if you want to like cam whore pls. ok. pls. "begging tone dectected right?" DO NOT! I REPEAT, DO NOT! take pictures of you without your face. If you want to show ur body go to the beach its better. Wads the difference if you have a ugly face and a hot body. Its better if you had a pretty face and a un sexy body. It still works out. But seriously cam whore in a like decent way. ok thanks.

GUYS
DUDES! If you cam whore, I swear, pls, do not do the 10 poses. If you do. Go to Thailand. Ok. THAILAND! If ur trying to act cute around girls your excused. BUT if you are doin it with guys. I suggest. Go kill yourself. If you do. at least make it a nice one. When your dead take pictures of yourself doin some dead pose i think tat would work out better Or for the fun of it. AND NOT MORE THAN ONE PICTURE! Sometimes i go to like blogs and i see. one whole freaking post filled with guys cam whoring. ITS SICK OK. NOT CUTE. SERIOUSLY. ps: I also do not like dead photos

3. 2 girls 1 cup
SERIOUSLY! WAD THE FREAK! IS WRONG WITH PPL NOWADAYSSSSS! I dont think there is a famine of some kind on earth right. Why do they want to eat shit. seriously. Vomit too?! Its gross and its not entertaining. Its disgusting. I dont think ppl in Africa dont even eat their shit and they are poor as hell. GOD!

4. People recording themselves on YouTube singing.
Ok. Really if your good. GOOD LUCK FOR A CAREER. But if you like lip syncing. I wish you should really kill yourself. PPL know. AND ITS THE INTERNET! you are deframing yourself into a poser why would you want tat seriously. WHYYY?! Really, Seriously, Hopefully dont do tat. If your singing nvm dont do stupid actions while sitting on the chair doin shaking your arms like some retard. If its for comedy seriously, you failed. we are laughing at you not with you. NIGA HIGA! seriously. Do you think you guys make me laugh. Yeah you did. So you guys passed. BUT THERE IS OTHERS TAT DO NOT! U GUYS WASTE MY BUFFERING TIME! DAM!

5. bestiality.
I have no words to say. For those tat actaully watch it/do it. Its plain nonsense. Wake up.
I pity you.

Theres more but. It shouldnt be Said. So thanks for reading and pls. PPl who do tat. PLS CHANGE!

The iphone

2008-08-25T06:29:00.000-07:00

Today i am going to rant about the dam cool looking iphone that is available in singapore. Whats so good about it, plans and like bad points about the handheld.

The iPhone may finally make its way to Singapore's shores, but local operator, SingTel remains tight-lipped.

Is it a good thing or bad thing? have a good look at the plans

Ex right even though with a freaking plan. unless you get the 200 dollar plan la. But than. I donnoe why ppl like want this phone so badly lor. My aunty and my cousin also want. I also want but than i see the price already than i can forget it la. I am going to ask my friends from US to help me get my sidekick. so much cooler can? HAHA! but than see ah. Even the cheapest plan of the iphone still need to pay $698 for the dam iphone la. crazy ah.

its quite ok for long time use but i dont think the iphone could actaully last 2 years without being out of fashion. I confirm.
Samsung also come out with that dam bloody nice phone wad.
But too bad tat is dam laggy if it izit. Samsung is going to sell that Handheld in no time. Than HTC diamond. DAM LAGGY ALSO. I had a feel of that phone and it really sucks big time la.
HTC wad the shit happen you to u guys. All your engineers go to US join Apple izit?
I use to own a dopod c800 and it like much better designed than that stupid Diamond la. MUCH less laggy also.
But when Comes to user interface diamond has it.
But for the iphone. It has good user interface and more importantly it doesnt laggg!
I be waiting for next years phones to come out. Technology always changes.
I am not going to get the dam iphone also la. I think dam bo wa(not worth) 25 bucks plan with a 698 price tag!
I dont think so apple!
I was actaully shocked when the first time I saw the ad of the iphone 3g on apples website. $199.
I was like WTF! ARE U SERIOUS!
See even ppl like me can kana scam! So disappointed of the dam price when it was released. Do you know how elated i was?
I HATE U APPLE!
Anyway Screw the phone la. Confirm got better phones coming out in the future.
I would ask ppl to wait la. Next Year will have Nicer ones la. Stupid phones always have new one la. Actaully can just buy the china iphone la. Can call can already right. Need iphone for wad. 8gb only ipod good enough wad. 80gb somemore.
Need one 8gb for wad shit.
I know its cool and all la. But i hate Apple la. U all Like to scam ppl one. Well you all should consider la. I dont think it a worth phone to get the iphone la its just dam mediocre lor.
So Tat Concludes my "down with iphone" rant so have a good look at the dam phone. Think u wanna buy or not?

iphone sucks! Comments?

Things To Do When You Are Bo liao

2008-08-24T11:03:00.000-07:00

Taken or single?
-Depends

Do you like it?
-OF COZ!

Have you ever had your heart broken?
-Literally or wad??

Are you missing anyone right now?
-YEAH!

Have you ever talked about marriage with someone?
-Have you ever talk about your virginity with someone?

Do you want children?
-U think I Angelina Jolie ah?!

Would you consider adoption?
-Would you like test tube babies instead?

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
-Hmm. Tell la. Is it going to make a diff?

Do you want someone you cant have?
-DUH. Angelina Jolie lor

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
-Like what? Death Anniveraries?

Do you still have feelings for any of your ex?
-No not really.

Do you love someone?
-My mother, My father My Auntie, Uncles, Cousins And grandparents

Do they know?
-THEY BETTER!

Was your last kiss with someone you liked?
-Siao ah?

What's on your mind right now?
-What's on your mind right now?

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How old do people usually guess you are?
-87

What's going on between you and the last person you kissed?
-She slping(My mother)

What friends do you tell most to?
-Is there Such things as "Friends" or bros?

How's your heart lately?
-Red And Healthy I dont smoke

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
-Wling

Do you wear glasses?
-Sometimes

If you could do something differently, would you go back.
-U think What "Back To The Future" ah?

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone with?
-Wling

Do you have any plans for Christmas?
-See Santa

Is the last person you kiss mad at you?
-Mad than kiss for wad? crazy.

What kinds of bottom are you wearing?
-Fox shorts

Where was your last hug?
-Just now lor

Dam bo liao so do another one
(closest friends)
1) What's his/her full name?
-Aalyshah Himmel

2) Does he or she have a bf/gf?
-Nope not anymore

3) Do you know a secret about him/her?
-She is not a virgin

4) How old is the person?
-19

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
-YEP. YUMMY

6) Is this person older than you?
-Already say 19 wad

7) When was the last time you thought about him/her?
-Hmm. 25 July

8) Are you really close to him/her?
-Next to me only

9) Do you have a nickname for each other?
-Bananas

10) Do you think she/he will repost this?
-She dont blog

12) Why is this person your number 1?
-Cause she ROCKS!

13) How long have you known this person?
-4 years?

14) Have you ever had a sleep over with them?
-*Private Area*

15) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
-SHES FREAKING GERMAN!

16) Have you ever given this person something?
-Sotong balls

17) How well do you know this person?
-I have Half her brain in my head

18) Do you miss him/her?
-Yarhh

20) Do you know this person's shoe size?
- 6

21) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
- Hmm. Shall not say

22) Have you and this person made up a hand shake?
-HAHAH! TELL ME ABOUT IT!

23) Has this person ever seen you dance?
-HAHAHH!!!! YESS!! DONT LAUGH!

24) Have you ever heard this person sing?
-Singapore idol huh?

25) Do you know this person's friendster password?
-She dont have friendster

26) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?
-No la. Tats why called best friend right?

27) Does this person cry alot?
-Bloody baby that just came out can?

28) Have you met this person's family?
- Only her sister

29) Have you and this person went clubbing?
-YEPP

30) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
-Of coz. Say BANANA!

31) Do you and this person talk a lot?
-can la

32)Have this person ever yelled at you?
-CAN U DONT PLAY YOUR GUITARRR!!! IT ! In THE FEAKING MORNING!!

33) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
-She would die lor!

34) Do you love this person?
-Used to

35) Do you want to be with him/her forever?
-As a friend ;)

Cityhall And My Second Home, Starbucks!

2008-08-23T04:51:00.000-07:00

I have important news to share with all.
As of Today I would call cityhall, raffles city, back starbucks.
My Second Home
Yes you heard me. It will be and forever more.

Yesterday went out with shawn and Annisa after meeting with "ahem".
Tongue piercing day dudeesss! I dont care wad ppl say about this. They say look ah beng. But I dont care. Clearly I am too high class to be a ahbeng ok!(yeah right) But i am still not ah beng.

After that Freaking Annisa(Shawn Cousin) bugger! I was so elated to go for my pirecing can! Look around the whole dam cityhall for her freaking eyeliner can! Waste my time! buggger.. FINALLY SHE GOT IT. Than we could go for our mission!

I think the shop's name was "Ink By Finch" Quite a cool place
ppl there was damm nice can! Wa shit man. Piercing that time they suddenly stop say your tongue dam thick man! Than I was like damm worried than suddenly he went though. WA na bei. scary.

Was damm happy I got it done man. I did it for the thrill of it not for "Ai sui"(Want nice). Not really very pain la. Very Bearable. Tada kick!(no kick). But the after-effects were quite..hmm..discomforting. Shawn REMEMBER 50 bucks! good boy!

ok after i got tat done i realised they got no nets! freak! Need to though the rain to aldephi or wadever "phi" la. dam it man. why funan dont have ocbc dam it! Curse u all la! Than like tat i went back la. freak can all wet! bugger...nvm for wad is worth I was happy! YAY!

Later went to watsons because of the FREAKING RAIN! Looking at hmm freaking eyeliners again tat stupid annisa. One nvr enough one you know! Wads wrong with her. OMG! GIRLS! WHY GOD WHY! Cant you make certain man with like female organs so tat they are not needed on this earth to cause so many things to happen. But again a man marrying a man is quite..hmm..i shall not say. SO THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING SEXY FEMALE SPECIES ON THIS BLUE PLANET! cheers! than i went to pick up something from the shelf. looks cool. have a look!

haha retard(ME!)

Ok la. Yesterday cant talk properly but now its much muchhhhh bettter! Yeah man. Freak i donnoe why right my legs hurt soo much today. I swear i couldnt even get up from the bed man! SERioulsy!
PAI KA ALREADY! NOOOOOOO!! nah la. Than i got a new way of saying "Marina bay" You Could say it as "marine NA BEI!" yeah. Just a random thought I had with my talk with wling last night! WLING! sorry i was too tired to talk to you last night my arm very pain! nvm nvm today ok today. And you should really take care alright! thanks yous! well today was doin chem all the way la. I dont want to fail my n's NAH I WONT FAIL! I have Faith in myself! Improving bit by bit! Slow but steady. Well its back to studying so NITE NITE!

Trackmills, Free-weights And Buff GAYS?!

2008-08-21T20:24:00.000-07:00

OK! nvr been blogging for quite sometime.
I had a very very very very DISTURBING session of gyming yesterday.
freak. I swear! Okok. Let me tell u my life story.
Once upon a time. There was this gym at novena.
Its call california fitness but lets call it...ermm..CF(DUH)
OK! I went into CF yesterday with BEST FEMALE COUSIN EVER!
lets call her BFCE.

Ok. Signed in. Went to the second level to change la. Change into my gyming clothes.
Put my Bag into the locker and than go to the 2nd level tats where the "gym" is the toilet is on
the third level. FREAK LA! WHY NEED TO SO MANY LEVELS FOR ONE FREAKING GYM! MAKE ME WALK UP AND DOWN. IDIOTS!

Ok. Did the Trackmill la. Than we were like talking talking. Than she got personal trainer. Bugger!
8 go in lor. do cardio. Than later she like 8.30 start her training. WA FREAK! I tell you! Her trainer like suck money sia! WA! One Session which is like 1 hour he gets...guess how much!
70 BUCKS CAN! Like tat I also wanna be trainer already la. Like they also not doin anything can. like just tell wad to do. I also can. Like tell them do to run and do push up and sit up la. Waste money la CF buy all the nonsense equipment! Like tat if the ppl there trapped on a island than how!? HOW TO EXCERSIE!? HOW HOW HOW! Must think like tat right CF. Can you like learn from your mistakes. What happen to traditional ways HUH!? I am going to steal your equipment. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

OK! Enough of randomness! Not good for Health. Serious. SERiously. OK. SERiously! Ah shit u all tat dont take me seriously ok!
OK! Back to Topic.

Done with the trackmill BFCE went for her training with her freaking rip off trainer. AH i cant say tat la he also got family to feed RIGHT LEONARD!? (If he has one la..hmmm)
OKOK. Than I went to the free weights section la. I went like Crazyyy!! SOO MANY PPL! FREAK LA! SO LITTLE BRANCHES CAN! WAD THE FREAK! seriously. Need to like lie on floor one lor can. so smelly. eeeyer...HAHA! Well. Thing u need to do to get fit..sad world. sad sad world..Why the world so sad tell me leh. Piang. Well. Ok la. Was doin pullups first la. YES! break my record! 25 YES! All you Fit ppl out there i know very little la. But for fat 16 year old boy CAN RIGHT! HAHA! Well. It was like 9 than i went to do warm down cardio. 30 minutes! Just nice finish.

Than her trainer come to me. He was like...

Him:You do sailing huh?
Me: Yep! U?
Him: ER no. What boat you sail?
Me: Laser lor.
Him: OOO. cool cool. So How u find the place? nice?
Me: DAM crowded lor. dont like.
Him: yeah lor. now the time is like tat one la. too bad here not so many gays.
Me: *WTF* Erm. ok.
Him: Hehe.
*cousin comes by*
Her: yo wads up
Me: warming down and talking to your trainer lor.
Her: U think i blind ah?
Me: Quite la. Old already wad. AHHAH!
HIM: AHHAHAHA!
Her: AYE! WAD OLDDDD!!
Me: Auntie old lor.
Him: HAHAHAH!
Her: HMMPH!

Tat was a stupid thing ever. Just notice the Part "too bad here not so many gays" just notice it and dwell upon it ok? Let you Imagination go WILD! Well. I just wasted About 5 mins of your time la. So SAD! NVM quite funny right? Comments PLS!

blogs...

2008-08-21T02:08:00.000-07:00

aye! screw blogs la ok. screw them. i am going to like make it into a (anything but a blog) site la!

hello testing

2008-08-19T09:23:00.001-07:00

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